21 Indications That You Love Jawbreaker:

01. You looked at the calendar on May 4th, somehow felt the day had a special significance.
02. You have or considered a Jawbreaker/4Fs tattoo.
03. Jawbreaker broke up before you were off the playground, but you can't help but feel melancholy.
04. G-C-G-C-G-C-D-C is a chord progression the world shall never forget.
05. Fuck Pitchfork Media.
06. The word "sluttering" actually has meaning to you.
07. Listening to Jawbreaker has expanded your practical vocabulary.
08. Schwarzenbach = god?
09. You've formed at least one relationship on the basis of Jawbreaker.
10. You refer to your 'friends' as simply Chris, Adam, and Blake.
11. You find yourself explaining how you aren't and never was a punk, verbatim.
12. Two words: Mixtape staple.
13. You've rented Annie Hall only to fast forward to Christopher Walken's monologue.
14. You read Jack Kerouac because Blake told you to.
15. You find yourself arranging your (three) friends on couches for all your photographs.
16. You integrate Jawbreaker lyrics into your casual conversation.
18. Listening to Jets To Brazil, Horace Pinker, J Church etc is good, but can never compare.
19. You have had a momentary interest in the nature of throat polyps.
20. You don't smoke but purchased Chesterfield Kings anyway.
and...
21. You had a bad day today, but one band made it all worth it.


I just want to add one thing to that...

22. You say "rabbit, rabbit" when you wake up on the first of the month.